Frozen Alive at Wadsworth Falls

Last weekend’s below zero temperatures lead to an unexpected mishap for a Middlefield family. Violating the No-Swimming rules, the Grissom family decided to be their own Polar Bear Club and go swimming at Wadworth Falls. Wadsworth falls is normally a fun place for everyone to hangout; but this time the unusually cold temperatures led to an unexpected freeze of the stream and water fall.

Frozen Wadsworth Falls

While jumping around and having fun…the family thought they were supposed to be polar bears…on lookers watched in horror as the water around the Grissom family began to instantly freeze. Suddenly the family was trapped, and in moments their bodies were frozen within the frozen water fall.

Rescue workers were quickly brought in, but by the time they arrived the Grissom family was encased in several feet of ice. Authorities believed dynamite could free the trapped family, but there was serious concern about damaging the natural beauty of the falls.  After medical officials determined the family was perfectly preserved, town officials decided to postpone any rescue attempt until the spring when the ice is expected to thaw.

Mattabeseck Butcher Escapes From Hell

Edwardo Kagen, also known as the Mattabeseck Butcher, is believed to have escaped from Hell to be reunited with his beloved Shelly Jones. MI recently reported the nuptials between Kagen and Jones in a ceremony uniting the dead killer with the living bride. See Woman Marries a Damned Soul. Mrs. Kagen said that Edwardo had changed and repented his evil ways since his arrival in Hell. Edwardo’s escape was aided by native American psychic Tia Two Wings. As she did during the courtship, Two Wings used her powers to facilitate communications between the Kagens. This time the communications were different. TwoWing’s whole being was taken. Ektoplasm came forth from her mouth like a giser. The ektoplasma soon materialized into Edwardo’s shape and form. Shelly couldn’t believe her eyes. Filled with joy at the site of Edwardo, she soon, she collapsed from a case of the vapors. TwoWings also past out from the excursion of bringing forth Kagen’s body and spirit.

Members from the Witch’s Coven that performed the wedding ceremony were on hand to help the Kagens and TwoWings. Edwardo was in a comatose state initially and required constant care for several days. TwoWings has not completely recovered according to unnamed members of the Coven. Shelley quickly recovered and is reported filled with bliss having her husband home and finally alive; although Tia Two-Wings would not confirm for MI whether Edwardo is considered to be fully alive, or in an undead state.

MI asked local authorities about the state of Edwardo’s criminal conviction; however they declined comment siting this as an unprecedented legal question best left for the courts to decide.

The happy couple don’t have any long term plans as of yet, but are reportedly enjoying their new found time together.

Fish Bites Back!

IMG_20180107_082403.jpgLake Besic was the scene of unspeakable horror yesterday as a pair of ice fishermen were pulled into the icy depths of the lake. John S. and Sammy J. of Middlefield CT had claimed their spot near the deepest point in the lake. With their augers they had drilled a hole through the ice and had placed their lines in the water. Sometime had passed. Around late morning,  according to witnesses, the ice began to crack. A second later, before John and Sammy could react, a giant mouth broke through the ice. Both fishermen were swallowed whole. Terrified residents fled the area abandoning their fishing gear.

Police were called in, however before authorities could begin a recovery attempt, the ice had refroze. Police used dynamite to blast open a hole and rescue divers were deployed to recover John and Sammy. However, after several hours, authorities called off the search.

No decision has been made about resuming the search for John and Sammy. As of 7am the temperature was at -6 degrees making any recover dangerous for the dive team.

While witnesses claim a monster ate John and Sammy, the CT Game and Wildlife department said there has to be another explanation for the accident. They said the lake is populated with bass fish, which couldn’t break through the foot thick ice.

M.I. will continue to track this story.

Possessed Craft Project

A Middlefield woman, Christy C, has reported that her craft project has shown signs of demonic possession. Christy initially believed she was just dealing with the normal challenges she encounters with any craft project. This project was different. First, the project was supposed to be simple. Just put a candle on a hanging basket. What could be simpler? Yet at each step, there were strange problems. First, the paint wouldn’t adhere to the basket. The candle would defy any attempts to get mounted to the basket. The hanging hook wouldn’t hold up the basket. With each frustration, anger mounted. The afternoon project turned into a days then weeks. The anger continued, affecting Christy’s family.

In time, her pets began to avoid her. Family members stopped talking. Appliances stopped working and other successful house craft projects started falling apart. Only when a friend suggested that this sounded like a case of possession did Christy realized something bigger was at play. Eventually, Christy finished her candle baskets, but now paranormal investigators are trying to determine the exact cause of the darkness surrounding Christy’s home. Once the initial investigation is complete, the investigators will begin ridding the home of the malignant forces at play.

In the meantime, Christy’s family is looking for ways to heal and being life again. Christy said she really wants to do more craft projects, but she won’t touch another glue gun until the dark spirits are gone. Her kids never liked arts and crafts, and have vowed to avoid these projects altogether.

Editor’s note: On Dec 15th, Christy informed M.I. that she’s removed the possessed baskets from her home.

PowderPuff Football

Fun and Games or Death Sport?

Today, the girls of Coginchaug Regional High School participated in an annual tradition: Seniors versus Juniors in the PowderPuff Football game.  Many years ago it started off as a fun game of flag football.  Although the rules heavily favor the Senior team, the Juniors don’t object knowing that they will receive the benefits next year.  It was all fun and games until 7 years ago when junior Betsy Z and fellow cult members decided some of the seniors needed a special graduation gift. The gift of revenge for years of abuse and bullying. Betsy and her followers got their way and several seniors were injured.

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Each year since, the game has gotten more violent. There hasn’t been any known atrocities from cult members; but the desire for revenge has spread throughout the student body. Now, every remembered slight, insult, and dirty look is a reason to get involved in the game.  Powderpuff football has grown to be more popular with the towns of Durham and Middlefield because of the brutal nature of the game.

The pressure on the girls is intense.  One of the girls was in an auto accident several nights ago, and her team mate who was a passenger that night “just wanted to fit in.” Needless to say, that in spite of the accident, they still got to practice. Another girl is going to miss her family’s Thanksgiving trip, because the peer pressure is just too great. Rhea said “Sure I love my family, and I’m disappointed that I’m going to miss my last Thanksgiving as a high school student; but I couldn’t possibly let me team down. It’s going to be a rough game, and I won’t let me friend get into this fight without me!! Plus, there’s a few juniors out there who need some tough love before I’m out of here.

As of the time of this writing the Seniors won 32-0; however there’s no word on casualties. No doubt that the ambulances on hand were thoroughly utilized.

Family Curse Leads to Baldness

A recent incident at Strong Middle School leads to startling confession by an unnamed student. The day started as all other days begin at school. Morning greetings to friends and teachers, then the daily attendance check. Following the attendance, the unnamed student stood up to leave home room. Unfortunately her hair didn’t follow. Instead it fell to the floor. Her classmates were stunned at what they witnessed. Under her hair, seemingly tattooed to her skull were strange symbols and glyphs. One student reported that it looked like something from the Lord of the Rings.

Her teacher, Mr. M. responded quickly and got her to the school nurse. Thankfully, her classmates were so shocked that they weren’t able to laugh. The teacher asked for an explanation, thinking this was a hair-do gone wrong. At this point the unnamed student broke down and explained her family’s dark history.

The story as told to MI is this: Her great grandfather scammed a Gypsy matriarch in Rumania. While he successfully made off with a large sum of money, the Matriarch quickly realized that she was ripped off. She initially send men from her band after the girl’s great grandfather, and they gave him a chance to make amends.  Sadly, he viewed this as another chance to take advantage of the Gypsies. The matriarch lost her patience with the grandfather and laid a curse on him and five generations of his descendants. The curse causes them to lose their hair once per year once they reach adulthood.  The curse also leaves a birthmark on the descendant’s heads, which marks them as cursed.  The girl’s uncle is said to have journeyed to Rumania to try an lift the curse, but he was never heard from again. Since then, the family has resigned itself to its fate.

The Strong Middle School student is said to be in therapy.  Allegedly, the therapy isn’t going well because the psychologist doesn’t believe the story of the family curse.

Home Birth Surprise

Last week a Lake Beseck saw a home birth with a big surprise. A woman give birth to a litter of puppies. Nobody was expecting anything but a normal delivery. Prenatal care was given to the mother during the entire term of the pregnancy, and didn’t indicate anything unusual. The father is completely human, and healthy. So, there was not any reason to believe something like this would happen..  A total of five puppies were born, and according to the veterinarian they are all perfectly healthy and appear to be happy.

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“I’ve helped deliver over 30 kids, but this is the first time I’ve delivered puppies…They are kind of cute.” said Katie B, a respected mid-wife from Cromwell.  While initially shocked, the parents are excited by the new borns.  “In some respects this is a blessing.  We won’t have to worry about buying phones, or paying for college.  Puppy training is a lot cheaper than back-to-school shopping.” said the father, who requested that MI withhold his and his wife’s name.  “They are so cute and cuddly.  My only concern is that they’ve been a little rough on my teats…I confess they are a little sore after taking care of them all. We’ll be switching to formula soon.”  When asked if they are planning on having anymore kids, the happy couple said “Not for a while…And we’ll probably get an ultra-sound done.  We wanted to the gender to be a surprise, but we got more than we bargained for.”

[Editorial note] Perhaps genetics testing is in order as well?

Not everyone is so excited.  Many wonder how could something like this happen?  Is it a curse? Was something unnatural taking place?  Was the family involved in witch-craft?  Susan B, from southern Middlefield said “We all know the folks from Lake Beseck aren’t right.  Strange things happen up there.  I’m sure this is just another case of bestiality.  Frankly, those puppies along with the other lake kids should be kept out of Region-13’s schools.”  Given the father’s comments, Susan B shouldn’t have to worry about the puppies entering school any time soon.

Black-eyed Kids Collect for UNICEF

Mindy K, a Middlefield woman, reported to police that a group of kids were collecting money for UNICEF.  Initially, Mindy was ready to help, but as she reached for her purse, she reports she felt something terribly wrong.  Mindy said that when she looked up, she noticed that these kids didn’t have white in their eyes.  The eyes were completely black! The feeling of dread got worse for Mindy.  She told the kids, that she couldn’t help, and attempted to leave.  The kids wouldn’t take ‘no’ for an answer.  They pleaded and continued to shake their UNICEF collection boxes.  Mindy reported to the police that the sound didn’t come from the direction of the kids, instead the sound of their pleas seemed to come from every direction at once.  Terror over came Mindy until she started her car and drove away.  When she took the police back to the site of the incident, the black-eyed kids were gone.

Although this isn’t the first siting of black-eyed kids (a.k.a BEKs), this is the first known incident in Middlefield, CT.  The initial reports of BEKs came in 1998, with the kids pleading with the potential victims for help.  Most of the time, the BEKs want permission to be invited into the victim’s home.  Mindy K’s experience is the first time a BEK claimed to be collecting for a children’s charity. Police recommend being careful before giving your money to anybody.

Giants found buried in Lake Beseck

Although it is behind schedule, work at the Lake Beseck dam continues.  Workers dredging material from the lake bottom were shocked to find burial mounds a 100 yards from the dam.  When town authorities initially investigated the mounds, they were thought to be the graves of early town settlers or of the native Mattabeseck Indians that originally lived in the area.

These ideas were quickly dismissed when the skeletons were found to be over 10′ in length.  Although abnormally tall, the skeletons appear to be humanoid in shape.  The shortest body was 10′ 4″ tall, and the tallest was 11′ 6″.  The bones were the only surviving elements. Clothes had rotted away, and there weren’t any other objects found.  Town officials have called in Anthropologists from nearby universities for their expert opinions; however nobody at this time wants to discuss the possibility that another race of creatures inhabited this area.

Town officials were unavailable to discuss the find.

Labor Day Picnic Nightmare!

MI just learned that tragedy struck a Rockfalls family this past Labor Day.  A family picnic came to an end when 45 year old Mikey Z suddenly burst into flames.  It is the latest case of spontaneous combustion in Middlefield. Mikey Z complained about feeling warm all day long. But given the day’s high temperatures and high humidity, nobody thought much about his complaints.  Instead, Mikey’s was given a hamburger loaded with habanero peppers. MI research learned that these peppers are known as the infamous “10 Alarm pepper”, which come from the Caribbean.  Witnesses report that initially Mikey turned a little red, but seemed to enjoy the burger and asked for another.  He continued to eat and everyone else continued to enjoy the afternoon.

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Suddenly, Mikey stiffened up and the family realized something was wrong.  Unidentified witnesses report that he immediately started to smoke while his skin carbonized.  In seconds flames burst forth from his skull and then his chest causing panic.  Everyone ran.  One of the guests had the foresite to get a hose and spray Mikey down, but by that point it was too late.  Mikey was incinerated.

Eventually paramedics and police arrived; but there was nothing to be done.  Medical authorities are at a loss to explain what happened and were not willing to comment to MI about this case.